AA: Because why not

A entry for AlienAdoptables VDay Activity (Crack Pairing) that got a little out of hand, to the point of Lols.

As a random note: Zip my dear, the ball is officially in your court *Adjusts glasses* I feel like I've just dared you to jump off a bridge In any case this is a weird blend of Crack and not Crack. As Jade-Dous would do these things to be an ass hat. I don't know why he likes to fuck with Wres, I chuck it up to 'Aww that Freshu thinks its people' and just shake my head at him. Anyway! A short story now!

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It was always a Comedy to Jade-Dous that the Freshu honestly thought he was a scientist. What with his halting language and other clear lacking. He amused himself watching the thing often, and sadly once he had noted that it didn't seem to like it was required to do so more. Yes Freshu were large, dangerous, short tempered, viscous, and in his experience short sighted; but that did not mean he had any form of fear in doing so. Honestly? What was the worst it could do? Well scientifically speaking Wres could possibly gut him in a single clean motion and rip his entrails out, but that was hardly going to get the man anything. It had from there started simply enough. Verbal lines dropped that were carefully coded to see how long it took the Freshu to catch on, leading to more blunt statements as confidence was gained. He took to calling him like an animal from across the lab when he wanted him to do something, using an encouraging tone and wearing a smile; knowing the Freshu would have to come over to see what he was on about eventually.

He came to enjoy it. Wres was never ending amusement, the most impressive bit being his actual honest desire to be a scientist. He was extremely hard on the man as a worker in the lab, and was quick to point out mistakes in anything he did; and correct him so he knew what he did wrong and right. No reason not to teach him to improve. It was not going to do him any good if the Freshu made the same mistakes over and over again. The man's dedication did impress him over time and he did start to rely on him as someone that seemed likely to actually stick around and someone that could do what he asked him to do. But! The man still needed to be toyed with, after all he was likely to expect some type of social activity of the type at this point and for all he knew the often low jabs made him feel right at home (though he honestly knew very little besides the anatomy of the Freshu species). Some more teasing about him being people, and or comments on his performance; gaining the general respounces he was used to. Ah! They were too comfortable with each other! Time to set the bar higher.

"I want to use you to create offspring. While I am not sure if that counts as a form of animal abuse from myself to you, I believe the results would be a worth while study." The reaction? Oh it was negative! Very, very negative. And thus the game was afoot! The comment was followed by awkward advances and flirting, coming to a head when the Sracknai attempted (very limited) to engage the other man in a kiss. The hand on his throat was startling, as was the sound that came out of Wres. He held back showing any fear, simply waiting in the same pose until the Freshu let go and moved off. Ah yes! What a well won victory! He'd been debating how to one up himself with a better tactic then the prior, taking a few weeks to work up the best possible way to pick at his unwilling social partner. He had been looking at the regenerative properties of a carnivorous plant. While Srack all had a terrible sense of smell, even Jade-Dous could pick up the aweful stench coming off the plant. And suddenly he knew what the plant was perfect for, the perfect thing to do with a plant that smelled like a week old dead body.

"This smells as unpleasant as you. So I am giving it to you to show how much I think about you." A simple sentence with a few possible meanings, a nasty smelling plant that he was sure would be unpleasant to a sensitive Freshu nose; and a look so smug he was sure it was radiating his current mood throughout the lab. Watching Wres turn towards him and tilting his head to hide his eyes with the glare from his glasses brought the same thrill of amusement as always- waiting to see if the man would take the bait and make a dramatic scene.

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It Occures Jade-Dous comes off like a kid pulling another kids hair because they want their attention

Anyway! Hope you all enjoy! Have fun with this Fiddlezips